“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.”
— Dwight Schrute
“No amount of good is worth how terrible this feels.”
— Carmen Berzatto
“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it."
— Frank Reynolds
“Let’s rock." — The Man from Another Place